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HAVE TROY PLAY AT YOUR CLUB OR EVENT

Troy drank all his money away, so it's once again time for Troy to start playing out and making public appearances.

Let Troy Lukkarila whore himself out for your club or event! 

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Why should you hire Troy for a show?


1. Troy's shows are edgy!
   

2. Troy's shows are always entertaining!
   

3. Troy's shows are a perfect blend of humor, poignancy, pungency and psychosis.
   

4. Unlike some other bands, Troy has never incinerated his fans.
   

5. As long as he's not in jail, Troy is very reliable.
   

6. Troy can play solo or with a band, depending on your event.
   

7. Troy has above average personal hygiene.
   

8. Troy has a cute ass, or so his girlfriend says.
   

9. Troy will not have sex with your underage daughter- unless she really begs and she's cute and his girlfriend is not around.
   

10. Troy was selected by NYRock.com as one of the top ten independent artists for 2001.
    

Send all correspondence to
troy@lukalips.com
 

Got something to say to Troy? 

I try to answer all my email, but I get a truck load of spam, so I've been known to inadvertently throw "actual" mail away-- especially if the subject line mentions enlarging my penis or breasts.   My genitalia is already freakishly large, so I tend to ignore those.

- Troy
             troy@lukalips.com