Why Can't I Get A Gig
Why can't I get a gig?
When you know I'm better than all you.
You can get all mad but you know it's true.
This immense talent you cannot falter
If I wanted, I could walk on water.
I guess it must be hard for the ugly people like you
To see someone so talented and good looking, too.
I'm the greatest entertainer to walk the planet
I'm so damn good nobody can stand it.
But why can't I get a gig?
Because you suck!
