Guys in Ties

Cigar smoking.
We were joking.
We were just having some fun.
Guys in ties are number one.

We were toasting.
And we were boasting.
Singing our little drunken songs.
How can guys in ties be wrong?
We had a bimbo.
Did the limbo.
I took a pinch of her ass.
These guys in ties are really a gas!

And they were teasing.
Then she started screaming.
She was begging "Please stop!"
Those guys in ties were piling on top.

And I was still laughing.
I watched the whole thing.
And her teary eyes looked up at me.
And I just looked down to the ground.

Oh! What have we done?
Oh! What have we done?

Case was thrown out of court
With a chuckle and snort
Thanks to a few of our white lies.
Judge knew guys in ties are always civilized.

I went home.
I was alone.
Have to live with the deeds I've done.
Guys in ties, I'm no longer one.


Guests:
Craig Spirko and Roy Peak sang in the "Drunk Guy's" Chorus.

 


Every Day is Garbage Day
All songs written by Troy Lukkarila
Copyright 1998
All songs except Beaten recorded and mixed at
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12th House Records
Produced by Craig Spirko, Roy Peak and Troy Lukkarila
Engineered by Craig Spirko and Roy Peak
Web site design by Web Potatoes

(Beaten was recorded in 1990 on a four-track recorder in Troy's bedroom.)

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