Smart Boy

Smart boy
Head of the class
Why can't you figure out
You gotta take a bath.

And the smart girl
A four point O.
Why can't you figure out
You got Bee Oh.

Should we tell them?
Come on fella's
We should tell them
But we're jealous

Of the smart girl
Our grades can't compare
Why can't she figure out
She has to wash her hair.

And the smart boy
At chess we can't compete
Why can't you figure out
You have to brush your teeth.

Should we tell them?
Come on fella's
We should tell them!
They could help us.

They look so sad and alone at lunch
Someone else to talk to could help them so much socially
As long as that someone isn't me.
No way I'm gonna risk my popularity!

You can't eat your boogers and keep your friends.
You can't eat your boogers and keep your friends.
You can't eat your boogers and keep your friends.



Guest:
Craig Spirko kindly provided the bass.

Every Day is Garbage Day
All songs written by Troy Lukkarila
Copyright 1998
All songs except Beaten recorded and mixed at
:
12th House Records
Produced by Craig Spirko, Roy Peak and Troy Lukkarila
Engineered by Craig Spirko and Roy Peak