Smart Boy
Smart boy
Head of the class
Why can't you figure out
You gotta take a bath.
And the smart girl
A four point O.
Why can't you figure out
You got Bee Oh.
Should we tell them?
Come on fella's
We should tell them
But we're jealous
Of the smart girl
Our grades can't compare
Why can't she figure out
She has to wash her hair.
And the smart boy
At chess we can't compete
Why can't you figure out
You have to brush your teeth.
Should we tell them?
Come on fella's
We should tell them!
They could help us.
They look so sad and alone at lunch
Someone else to talk to could help them so much socially
As long as that someone isn't me.
No way I'm gonna risk my popularity!
You can't eat your boogers and keep your friends.
You can't eat your boogers and keep your friends.
You can't eat your boogers and keep your friends.