MUSLIMS, CHRISTIANS AND CELINE DION FANS UNITE AGAINST COMMON ENEMY
February 12, 2006
Across the globe outrage has erupted into violent protest due to the defaming of one of pop music’s dearest stars, Celine Dion, by Troy Lukkarila on his web site.
They’re also a bit miffed about the Mohammed cartoons and the “Jesus skid mark” on his web site,
but the Celine Dion thing really takes the cake.
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NEW CHILDREN'S BOOK BY TROY LUKKARILA
February 6, 2006
"I'm getting this strange vibe that my publisher doesn't like my new children's either.
Sometimes you just can't make some people happy." -- Troy
TROY'S BOOK DROPPED BY PUBLISHERS
February 4, 2006
Without warning or explanation Troy's book was dropped by his publisher even before it made it to the bookshelves.
Said an irate Troy, "This is my life's work! They have offended me greatly by banning my blasphemous book and I shall take my
revenge by setting fire to their headquarters!"
TROY REVIEWED IN THE BIG TAKEOVER
December 19, 2005
Jack Rabid reviews "Unsafe Structure" in issue #57 (25th
Anniversary issue) of
The Big Takeover.
It's not available online so march yourself to the nearest bookstore and
pick one up.
FOLIO WEEKLY RUNS ARTICLE ABOUT TROY
December 7, 2005
Outstanding journalist Shelton Hull has a nice article
this week about Troy in Jacksonville, Florida's Folio Weekly. If
you can't get your hands on a copy, you can read it
here on the WB17 website.
Update -- The article can now be found
here on the INK 19 website.
TROY'S CD "UNSAFE STRUCTURE" RELEASE TO THE UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC
November 1, 2005
IT'S A MIRACLE!
JESUS APPEARS IN UNDERWEAR SKIDMARK
July 10, 2005
What was described by Troy Lukkarila as "a very painful itch in a very private area" turned out to be a blessing in disguise, for shortly after scratching,
Troy discovered the divine image of our Lord imprinted in his underwear. An ecstatic Troy exclaimed,
"In the history of mankind there has never been greater indisputable physical evidence of God's glory!"
The heathens at eBay refused to list the "Jesus skidmark" under the guise that it is offensive material, therefore Troy will be holding a private auction.
According to Troy, "The Vatican has shown interest and I'm hoping to work out a deal with them to where my Holy underwear can be publicly displayed among other great works of art -- perhaps in the Sistine Chapel."
Troy is hopeful that the Lord will continue to use him as a vessel. To prepare his body for God's work, Troy is currently maintaining a Krystal burger and prune Juice fast.
