ART AT THE CLAY COUNTY FAIR
April 1, 2016
Here I am again at the Clay County Agricultural Fair and I'm going to share some of the best works of art. Good job folks. I hope you all have a sense of humor.
The titles presented here probably aren't the actual titles.
Poor little guy!
YOU CAN MAKE ME TAKE AN ART CLASS BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET THE REDNECK OUT OF ME
Such power and emotion in a single painting! I have one word: masterpiece.
WOMAN WITH A CLAW HAND DEVOURS A VIOLIN WHILE SHE IN TURN GETS DEVOURED BY A FLOWER
I think it is an illustration of the circle of life. I have no idea what’s going on under her armpit.
Is that a black dress or is that did the artist forget to paint that spot?
All I know is the more I look at that hand the more I move toward the abyss of insanity.
MANATEE ROTTING IN THE SUN
This poor creature is so rotted away it just floats on the top of the water. Nice picture, but you lose points for not adding stink lines, kid.
MOMMY WAS MURDERED
"This is what she looked like when I found her naked body with her heart cut out of her chest. When I grow up I’m going to be a serial killer."
The Satan worshippers are getting younger! This painting will give me nightmares.
CHEETAH WITH GOUT
Sucks to be the fastest land animal and suffer from gout.
Now all he can do is hide behind a tree, cry and hope that lunch happens to wander by.
Time for you to move on because the cheetah is getting miffed at you staring for so long.
THE LAND OF IMPOSSIBLE PERSPECTIVE
Pssst… here’s a little secret: Things get smaller when they go into the distance. Anyway, sorry about your unfortunate name.
TWO GIRLS REALLY HAVE TO PEE
They should have went before they got in the middle of that mile long bridge.
YEAH, THE RABBIT IS BLURRY... FUCK YOU
I CAN'T DECIDE IF I LIKE IT BETTER IN COLOR OR BLACK AND WHITE SO FUCK IT, I'll DO BOTH
Turns out it's shitty in black and white AND color! It now fits in the frame nicely, though.
DARTH VADER'S BONER
I GAVE MY KID ACID AND A PAINTBRUSH
It's an army of baby ducks coming right at us!
That's it for 2016. Until next year, remember to support local art!