TROY LUKKARILA REVIEWS ART AT THE FLORIDA CLAY COUNTY FAIR

2016

ART AT THE CLAY COUNTY FAIR

April 1, 2016

Here I am again at the Clay County Agricultural Fair and I'm going to share some of the best works of art. Good job folks. I hope you all have a sense of humor.

The titles presented here probably aren't the actual titles.

ROAD KILL

Road Kill
Poor little guy!

YOU CAN MAKE ME TAKE AN ART CLASS BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE EVER GOING TO GET THE REDNECK OUT OF ME

Redneck Truck
Such power and emotion in a single painting! I have one word: masterpiece.

WOMAN WITH A CLAW HAND DEVOURS A VIOLIN WHILE SHE IN TURN GETS DEVOURED BY A FLOWER

Circle of Life
I think it is an illustration of the circle of life. I have no idea what’s going on under her armpit. Is that a black dress or is that did the artist forget to paint that spot? All I know is the more I look at that hand the more I move toward the abyss of insanity.

MANATEE ROTTING IN THE SUN

Manatee Rotting in the Sun
This poor creature is so rotted away it just floats on the top of the water. Nice picture, but you lose points for not adding stink lines, kid.

MOMMY WAS MURDERED

Mommy was Murdered
"This is what she looked like when I found her naked body with her heart cut out of her chest. When I grow up I’m going to be a serial killer."

BAPHOMET

Baphomet

The Satan worshippers are getting younger! This painting will give me nightmares.

CHEETAH WITH GOUT

Cheetah has Gout

Sucks to be the fastest land animal and suffer from gout. Now all he can do is hide behind a tree, cry and hope that lunch happens to wander by. Time for you to move on because the cheetah is getting miffed at you staring for so long.

THE LAND OF IMPOSSIBLE PERSPECTIVE

Impossible Barn

Pssst… here’s a little secret: Things get smaller when they go into the distance. Anyway, sorry about your unfortunate name.

TWO GIRLS REALLY HAVE TO PEE

Girls Have to Pee

They should have went before they got in the middle of that mile long bridge.

YEAH, THE RABBIT IS BLURRY... FUCK YOU

Blurry rabbit

I CAN'T DECIDE IF I LIKE IT BETTER IN COLOR OR BLACK AND WHITE SO FUCK IT, I'll DO BOTH

Cheetah has Gout

Turns out it's shitty in black and white AND color! It now fits in the frame nicely, though.

DARTH VADER'S BONER

Vader's Boner

I GAVE MY KID ACID AND A PAINTBRUSH

Kid's Acid Trip

It's an army of baby ducks coming right at us!

That's it for 2016. Until next year, remember to support local art!