Norris Lake
We robbed an old blind lady at Norris Lake.
She ran a little country store out of her home.
We paid for candy bars and coke
But we had Twinkies
And Ding Dongs
And Budweiser
And Slim Jims
And a TV.
She smiled and said you boys come back again.
We smiled and said you know we will.
We'd of robbed her blind
But she already was.
That was so long ago
I'll bet she's dead now anyway.
We robbed an old blind lady at Norris Lake.
We could have beat her up but we didn't.
