I GIVE ART APPROPRIATE TITLES
Every year I try to get to the Florida Clay County Fair just to check the works of the blossoming artists.
My job is to give these works of art fitting titles. And here we go…
SCRIBBLINGS OF A MADMAN
The child psychiatrist asked Danny to draw what he sees when he sleeps.
ONE STUPID-ASS LAMB
Right before lunch.
I won't lie. This one made me slightly uncomfortable.
ONLY LET THE DUCK OUT IN CASE OF EMERGENCY!
We taught this duck CPR and first aid.
He once performed an emergency appendectomy on a guy, unfortunately it turned out the guy only had gas, so some say he’s a bit of a quack.
Also, the duck has a severe gambling problem, so we keep him in a cage for his own good.
HEY WOMAN LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Another drawing of a moment before tragedy. What's wrong with these kids?
OUR GOD ACCEPTS THE SACRIFICE
When we witnessed the dead rabbit hovering over the altar, we knew the demon Pazuzu was pleased.
DADDY IS TOO CHEAP TO BUY ME DRAWING PAPER
MY EDIBLE UNDERWEAR IS MELTING
THE CREATION OF DEFORMED ADAM BY A DEFORMED GOD
If Clay county ever builds their own version of the Sisteen Chapel, hire this kid!
WE'RE COOKING YOUR FATHER
I THINK MY BROTHER JUST DIED IN THE THRESHER
I'M GOING TO FUCK THAT GUY DADDY MADE SLEEP IN THE BARN
WHERE'S MY MARLBOROS?
DO YOU THINK ANYBODY WILL BELIEVE THESE ARE MY REAL TEETH?
BOTCHED NOSE JOB
YOU CAN BARELY TELL I HAD A UNIBROW
THE HORSE WITH THE LEG GROWING OUT OF ITS ASS
Why are there floating boobs behind that horse?