From the mouth of Troy:

How many of your boyfriends am I going to have to kill before I'm the next in line? Jeez, it ought to be my turn by now.

From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.

From the mouth of Troy:

Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.

From the mouth of Troy:

What's the deal with God's obsession with foreskin?