From the mouth of Troy:

I'm wanted by the law, but at least I'm wanted.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.

From the mouth of Troy:

You can make a good living out of being useless.

From the mouth of Troy:

We were frolicking in the water and I held her head under a little too long. Oops.