From the mouth of Troy:

I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.

From the mouth of Troy:

The truth is wrong, so sometimes you have to lie to make it right.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm not a genius, but I was hoping I'd fool at least one person.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm wanted by the law, but at least I'm wanted.