From the mouth of Troy:

I lost an entire Q-tip in my ear.

From the mouth of Troy:

I used to not wear green on St. Patty's Day just so I would get pinched. Nobody pinched me.

From the mouth of Troy:

I know we're all busy, but occasionally you should take a break and ask yourself, "Why am I the only one naked here?"

From the mouth of Troy:

I found my nipple in the strangest place.