We created the best music video in the history of music videos. Enjoy!
TROY LUKKARILA'S NIPPLE ENLARGEMENT PROCEDURE A SUCCESS
February 7, 2018
We want to thank everybody for keeping Troy in your thoughts and prayers. It has taken nearly a month for Troy to recuperate
from his nipple enlargement procedure.
Although the procedure was painful and expensive, Troy feels it was worth it to finally have the body he’s
always desired. He would like to tell the world that cosmetic surgery is almost always the best option.
LUKALIPS DESTRUCTION COMPANY SPONSORS HUMAN CENTIPEDE FESTIVAL
January 6, 2018
Here at LDC we thought we'd give back to the great city of Jacksonville for all the support we've been given throughout the
years. That's why we're sponsoring this huge event at great expense.
TROY IS GIVING CDs AWAY
September 2, 2017
Watch the video to find out how to get a CD mailed right to your house for free. FREE! FREE! Did we mention it's free?
WE SEND KIDS TO COAL CAMP
January 15, 2017
Here at LukaLips Destruction Company, we make dreams come true! We've liberated hundreds of kids from some of the worst orphanages
in the country and we're giving these kids the opportunity of a lifetime at Coal Camp.
See the camp brochure below.
NEW COMIC
July 23, 2016
Check out Troy's latest comic strip:
TJ's SLEEPY TIME HOT DOGS
April 20, 2016
Our old friend TJ has started yet another business venture. Please check it out!
TROY LUKKARILA STRICKEN WITH JAZZ HANDS
December 12, 2015
We here at LukaLips Destruction Co. ask you to keep Troy in your thoughts and prayers as he battles jazz hands. Although
jazz hands is incurable, we still remain optimistic that Troy will recover.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CARTOONS?
November 11, 2015
The cartoons will slowly be making their way to the "Videos" page, but thanks for asking! What? You didn't ask. Well, thanks
for caring. What? You don't care. Well then, why the hell are you here? No, wait! Come back! I'm not trying to
push you away! I love you! Don't leave me! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
TROY STARTS A WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM
May 21, 2015
TROY LUKKARILA CONTINUES TO RECOVER FROM LATEST ACCIDENT
March 7, 2015
The staff of LukaLips Destruction Company want to thank the kind people for their prayers and well wishes. With the help
of the good Lord and a good surgeon, Troy will have his penis reattached before the end of March.
ROY PEAK HAS NEW CD
January 11, 2015
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Roy Peak was an engineer and coproducer for every one of troy Lukkarila's CDs. Now he has his own CD and we urge you to check
it out! In fact, we demand it! So if you want this relationship to continue, you just better check it out.
RoyPeak.com.
TJ's TUCK-IN SERVICE
November 29, 2014
Our old friend TJ has started yet another business venture. Please check it out!
FOLIO WEEKLY PULLS AN OLD CD OUT OF THE GARBAGE
August 25, 2014
Jacksonville journalist and musician John Citroni's writes about Troy Lukkarila and Troy's CD Don't Sit On Tables in this
week's Folio Weekly. Troy and all his subhuman employees at LukaLips Destruction Co are grateful for John's kind
words. Troy is especially grateful that the article is mostly about his music and not about the working conditions
at LukaLips Destruction Co. If you can't pick up a copy, you can at least read the article
here.
TROY LUKKARILA'S SHORT FILMS AT SUN-RAY CINEMA
June 12, 2014
May 5, 2014
Don't miss a fun-filled night with Troy Lukkarila as he hosts the showing of his films at Sun-Ray Cinema in Jacksonville.
There will be behind the scenes footage and stories. Heckling is welcomed. More info
here.
TROY LUKKARILA STARTS NEW CHARITY
April 30, 2014
LUKALIPS DESTRUCTION CO INTRODUCES SERIES OF EDUCATIONAL TOYS
March 11, 2014
Here at LukaLips Destruction Co, we are proud to offer the first in a series of educational toys for kids. Because, you know,
kids are important and stuff. They should learn shit.
ACOUSTIC THROWDOWN AT SHANTYTOWN PUB
August 6, 2013
NEW PRODUCT FROM LUKALIPS PHARMACEUTICALS
April 4, 2013
THE MOST AWESOME SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND
April 4, 2013
OUR SUPPOSITORY REPOSITORY OPEN IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS
December 8, 2012
TRAGIC THANKSGIVING AT LUKKARILA HOUSE
November 22, 2012
It was a somber Thanksgiving morning at the house of Troy Lukkarila. As family arrived for what they thought was going to
an enjoyable family gathering, they were shocked to find Troy Lukkarila dead, apparently killed by his own house
cats.
According to a statement by Sgt. J.K. Schmidt of the Jacksonville sheriff's office, "Troy Lukkarila put up a good fight,
but in the end he was simply overpowered by the cats."
"While I eat my turkey today, I just won’t be able to help thinking about those cats eating my brother’s neck. They literally
ruined Thanksgiving for us!" said Troy’s brother, Paul. "I never did trust them cats, but we’ll give ‘em a
good home anyways."
The staff of LukaLips Destruction Company hopes the death of their founder can serve to remind people everywhere of the danger
posed by domesticated cats. "If Troy’s death helps prevent just one other another person from getting eaten
by their cats, his death was worth it."
LUKALIPS DESTRUCTION CO PUBLISHES NEW COOKBOOK
August 12, 2012
Every day in this country thousands of pounds of perfectly good hair gets discarded, ultimately ending up in landfills. Why
should this wonderful source of protein go to waste when we have so many adults and children going hungry? That's
why I wrote this book.