I've just never been committed enough to be a good alcoholic.
From the mouth of Troy:
Mr. Peanut may be classier than me, but at least I usually wear pants in public!
From the mouth of Troy:
How come nobody has figured out how awesome I am?
From the mouth of Troy:
The world finds many interesting ways to tell you that you're a failure.
From the mouth of Troy:
When I was a kid I had a crush on the little girl next door. I'd like to find her now to see if my tastes have changed. My guess is they have, because I tend to not like children.
From the mouth of Troy:
It's always Halloween in my pants!
From the mouth of Troy:
Just saw a ninja dressed like a turtle. Very cute. I almost felt bad gutting him.