I wish Hollywood would remake The Breakfast Club using monkeys for the actors. I'd watch that.
From the mouth of Troy:
I thought we were on the same page. We weren't even in the same book.
From the mouth of Troy:
Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.
From the mouth of Troy:
My clothes aren't a statement. I simply use them to cover my genitalia. It's a law you know.
From the mouth of Troy:
If monkeys fly out of your butt, it makes me wonder what you were eating. Did you find a little baby winged monkeys to eat? If so, I'd like to try some.
From the mouth of Troy:
I've was never hired for any job where I puked during the interview. I'm not sure there is a correlation. It just seems odd, that's all.
From the mouth of Troy:
I wanted to make them laugh but instead I made them sick.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.