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The Adventures of Sally the Slut

Episode 2

The Dilemma

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See the previous Sally cartoon

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From the mouth of Troy:

I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.

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From the mouth of Troy:

Anybody remember how I got this tooth stuck in my forehead?

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From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.

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From the mouth of Troy:

By the time it occurred to me that tuna fish don’t have fingers, it was too late… I’d eaten the whole can of StarKist.

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From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes I'm inclined to believe there is more to life than sex with crack whores.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I shit my pants in the shower. I don't know why I was wearing pants in the shower.

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From the mouth of Troy:

Truth is crude. Lies are warm and pretty. We make women wear them all over their face. I prefer crude.

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From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.

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