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The Adventures of Sally the Slut

Episode 2

The Dilemma

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From the mouth of Troy:

I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.

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From the mouth of Troy:

What's the deal with God's obsession with foreskin?

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Spontaneous human combustion is extremely rare, therefore I've always found it bewildering I've witnessed it occur so many times to people I meet.

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From the mouth of Troy:

Dead people are among the most inconsiderate people you will ever meet.

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I was little pissed off at first, but in retrospect I think it was probably a good idea of the court to take my kids away from me. Besides, I can always make more.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I'd like to find a quiet place to live where the people are kind and the crime rate is low. Then I'd steal stuff.

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From the mouth of Troy:

Anybody remember how I got this tooth stuck in my forehead?

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