My wife hates when I sleep with other women, but she sure does love the stuff I steal from them!
From the mouth of Troy:
Dead people are among the most inconsiderate people you will ever meet.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.
From the mouth of Troy:
Some days you have to make a fool of yourself just to break the monotony.
From the mouth of Troy:
Not a timely observation, but there are holes in the Gilligan's Island story.
From the mouth of Troy:
First chip was stale. Better try another in case it was a fluke. Second chip was stale. Better try another. Turns out none of these chips in the couch cushions were fresh!
From the mouth of Troy:
My alarm clock goes off at the worst times... usually when I'm asleep.