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Episode 2
The Dilemma
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From the mouth of Troy:
Spontaneous human combustion is extremely rare, therefore I've always found it bewildering I've witnessed it occur so many times to people I meet.
From the mouth of Troy:
Heading to Texas to impregnate some women. Wait until those legislators see the abominations of nature my sperm creates.
From the mouth of Troy:
When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.
From the mouth of Troy:
Great people don't take credit for anything. I'll take credit anywhere I can get it.
From the mouth of Troy:
What's the deal with God's obsession with foreskin?
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm so tired of being judged for my giant penis.
From the mouth of Troy:
Anything interesting can be ruined by dullards.