No matter how much moisturizer I put on my hand, it's still dry. Hopefully it will be better after the doctor reattaches it.
From the mouth of Troy:
If you build it I will piss on it.
From the mouth of Troy:
The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?
From the mouth of Troy:
I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.