Roland is seen here celebrating this historic milestone.

Editorial by Troy Lukkarila:

OK, I get it! Stealing copper from air conditioners is wrong! But did I deserve this? Wasn't the punishment just a bit excessive? I spent three hours eating off my own leg to escape this ridiculous bear trap! That's three hours I'll never get back! And I had to do all without anything to drink and without a side dish. I mean, sure my leg tasted good and all, but it was too much of a good thing. Now if I had a little salad and some wine to offset the flavor, the whole experience wouldn't have been so bad. Anyway, that was one of my favorite legs and I'm going to miss it. Bear traps suck!

Nearly a year after I first proposed the moon's destruction (see July 22, 2008 ) it seems other people have jumped on the bandwagon. Here is a link I happen to come across to a petition to blow up the moon. The poster has no affiliation with me.
https://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

So I decided to check out Rush Limbaugh's dittocam. All he did was sit there, look into the camera and play with his manboobs while he made little kissing sounds. I'm just confused -- is that his new shtick? I admit that the show was somewhat entertaining and more informative than of his other shows I've seen. It just seems like it's going to get old is all. I mean, how long can people watch this without getting sick?

Something about getting older makes a man appreciate a different class of female. It’s not all about T & A. You see the other endearing and beautiful qualities of the opposite sex you previously missed with your tunnel vision.  I certainly never thought about it as a kid, but it’s true: Emmet Otter’s mom is hot! Not only is she a MILF, but she’s also a PILF (Puppet I’d Like to F*ck). I guess for the record, she’s also an OILF (Otter I’d Like to F*ck). I mean come on! Look at those beautiful black eyes and that cute fur. How could a man resist that?

Underneath that dress is one lucky puppeteer!

A close friend of mine who occasionally works at a Toyota factory in Japan sent me this photo from the factory restroom. Apparently when the Americans visit, the toilets mysteriously clog up. USA! USA! USA!

BTW, there is no such word as "dividebly".