I don't want to get into the details, but my first day on the job as a sword swallower didn't go so great.
From the mouth of Troy:
How come nobody ever let me in on this whole masturbation thing until now? This is awesome! What will they come up with next? I won't give away the ending in case you haven't tried it.
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